The Real Housewives of Tandridge County
According to the Office of National Statistics 64% of ladies in Tandridge are economically inactive!
Recent articles in The Telegragh and The Mail highlighted this figure and took a closer look at Tandridge housewives.
The Old Dairy Studio has seen the funny side to this news and have created a range of tongue-in-cheek mugs to celebrate the newly found fame of Tandridge ladies.
They have a ready-made selection in stock but others can be made to order, with a turn around time of five days. These will make ideal birthday presents and stocking fillers for Christmas and are available with the optional extra of personalisation - in hand painted real gold lettering, for an additional cost of £3.00
Wording for the Lady of Leisure and Housewife mugs (all towns/villages including Warlingham, Woldingham, Caterham, Oxted, Tandridge, and Godstone): -
Lady of Leisure/Housewife
ec-on-om-i-cally inactive [ek-uk-nom-i-kully in-aktiv]
adjective
1. lady of leisure, fond of cappuccino and lunch with friends
2. may occasionally go to (or think about) work
Origin:2012; The Daily Telegraph, ONS
Synonyms
1. liking for nice shoes and regular beauty treatments
Can be found in cafes and boutiques in Oxted, Godstone, Caterham, Warlingham, Woldingham and surrounding areas
Wording for Real Housewife of Tandridge County mugs: -
Real Housewife of Tandridge County
Hasn't seen the inside of a gym for years
Only wears make-up for specials occasions
Drinks tea not bubbles
Can be found at school gates, and/or in local supermarkets on most days
RRP £10.95 from The Old Dairy Studios or available from their new online store.
The Old Dairy Studios also have a great line in up-cycled bone china teacups and saucers with great slogans such as 'Beware of the Tea Leaves', 'Make Tea Not War' and 'G&Tea'